blindness, n.Dad Jokes

What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?“Good morning, ladies.”

What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye-deer

Why can't blind people eat fish?Because it's sea food

What did the blind man say to the policeman when the policeman said he would arrest him if he didn’t move on?I’d just like to see you do it

What do you call a deer with no eyes?No ideer

Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?He fell in love with a pincushion!

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?It's not hard