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is an outer garment that fattens the figure and slims the wallet.

A fur coat is an outer garment that fattens the figure and slims the wallet.

is made from the hides of many animals-and one husband.

A fur coat is made from the hides of many animals-and one husband.

is a collection of disemboweled mammal corpses draped around the shoulders of wealthy women and frequently splattered by angry activists in leather sandals.

A collection of disemboweled mammal corpses draped around the shoulders of wealthy women and frequently splattered by angry activists in leather sandals.

is just a leather jacket without the hair removed.

is terrible thing --- it takes up to forty dumb animals to make one, but only one to wear it.

It takes up to forty dumb animals to make a fur coat, but only one to wear it.

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