Hide In A Dresser

jewelry

dad joke

neckless

rabbit

diamond

pick-up line

Cockney Rhyming Slang

pimp

trivia

gold

India

housewife

collection

octopus

one-liner

Rolex

my wife left me

butt plug

 seldom excites the beholder, but it certainly makes the wearer feel beautiful.

Jewelry seldom excites the beholder, but it certainly makes the wearer feel beautiful.

is one of the manifold combinations of kitsch and cubic zirconia whose bolstered appeal in February allows the Zales in your local mall to put off their impending bankruptcy for yet another year.

jewelry, n. One of the manifold combinations of kitsch and cubic zirconia whose bolstered appeal in February allows the Zales in your local mall to put off their impending bankruptcy for yet another year.

is something people use in order to make out that they're better than other people.

something people use in order to make out that they're better than other people.

is able to wear away the heart of woman just as water wears away stones.

is the best expression of love --- Kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and safire bracelet lasts forever.

Kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and safire bracelet lasts forever.

is like red pepper in food: it heightens the sensation of taste at the expense of the original flavor.

Jewels worn on the body are like red pepper in food: they heighten the sensation of taste at the expense of the original flavor. Charm, being a compound of bodily excitations, intrinsically avoids artifice.

jewelry, n.Dad Jokes

jewelry