geology, n.Dad Jokes

Why do geologists hate their jobs?They get taken for granite

Why was the geologist always depressed?He had a hard rock life

Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheapBecause it was on shale

Why did the geologist fear their spouse would leave them?Because they'd hit rock bottom

Did you hear about the geologist who went to jailHe was charged with basalt and battery

Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?It was always on shale

What did the limestone say to the geologist?Don’t take me for granite

Why are geologists great datesThey are very sedimental

Why are geologists so appreciative?Because they know not to take everything for granite

Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist moneyThey consider a million years ago to be Recent