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should never be done with the feckless --- lending to the feckless is like pelting a stray dog with dumplings.

Lending to the feckless is like pelting a stray dog with dumplings

is worse than giving, for, in the end, it costs about the same.

It's better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.

is less good than giving, and in the end they cost about the same.

It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.

is generally more permanent than the lender intends --- he that lends, gives.

is sometimes a bad idea --- Wives, razors, and horses should never be lent.

Wives, razors, and horses should never be lent.

is a tricky thing --- You should never lend your horse, your watch, or your wife.

You should never lend your horse, your watch, or your wife.

is as unwise as borrowing --- neither a borrower nor a lender be: For loan oft loses both itself and friend, And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.

Neither a borrower nor a lender be: For loan oft loses both itself and friend, And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.

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