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What did the geologist say when his doctor said he needed a colon examNo fracking way
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Why shouldn’t you lend a geologist moneyThey consider a million years ago to be Recent
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Why was the geologist always depressed?He had a hard rock life
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What do you call a fake Irish diamond?A sham rock
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Why did the geologist fear their spouse would leave them?Because they'd hit rock bottom
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Why did the rock practice his speech at the quarryHe hoped it would help him become a little boulder
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Why are geologists great datesThey are very sedimental
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Did you hear about the geologist who went to jailHe was charged with basalt and battery
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Why are geologists so appreciative?Because they know not to take everything for granite
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Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?It was always on shale
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Why do geologists hate their jobs?They get taken for granite
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