Smell Like A Barber Shop

haircut

is fixed by time, which will also kill the barber.

Time will fix a bad haircut and kill the barber.

A haircut is the least painful measure of time.

is a thing where the longer it is, the shorter it is.

is essentially a buy-one-get-the-other-99,000 free.

is never really much of a disaster for men --- as they say, the difference is between a good haircut and a bad haircut is this: two weeks.