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What do you call an insect on the moon?A lunar-tick

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How do you start a fight in space?Comet me bro.

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What is the slowest of all species in the galaxy?Snailiens

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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?He needed a little space

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What does an alien do when it is bored in school?Spaces out

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How do you know when the moon is poor?It is down to its last quarter

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Why did Venus dump Mars?She only wanted a pluto-nic relationship

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What should you do if you see a spaceman?Park your car in it, man

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What kind of money is used for trade in outer space?Star bucks

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Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?Because it is a little meteor

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What do you call an almond on a space ship?An astro-nut

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What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard?Space

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How do you know when the moon is not hungry?It is full

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What did NASA stand for after the Challenger explosion?Need another seven astronauts

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How many ears does Captain Spock have?Three. A left ear, a right ear and a final frontier

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Why did Neil Armstrong stumble when he first walked on the moon?He didn't understand the gravity of the situation

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Which day of the week do aliens look foward to most of all?Saturnday

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Why does Earth have its own day but the Sun doesn't?It does, every week there is a Sunday

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What flew in from outer space to perform magic tricks?A flying saurcerer

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?Eclipse it

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