moon, n.Dad Jokes

How does the moon stay up in the sky?Moonbeams

What keeps the moon in place?Its beams

Why did the blonde think Florida is farther away than the moon?Well, you can't see Florida…

How do you know when the moon is not hungry?It is full

What was the first animal in space?The cow that jumped over the moon

How do you know when the moon is poor?It is down to its last quarter

Why did the cow go in the spaceship?It wanted to see the mooooooon

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?Eclipse it

What did the cow jump over?The moooooo-n

What do you call an insect on the moon?A lunar-tick

Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?Because it is a little meteor

How does the moon cut his hair?Eclipse it

Why did the cow jump over the moon?To get to the Milky Way

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?Great food, no atmosphere

How do you know the moon is going broke?It’s down to its last quarter