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is distinguished from grade school in this: in high school you teach subjects. In grade school, you teach children.

In high school, you teach subjects. In grade school, you teach children.

is the only place where most people enter as boys and leave as men.

The only place where most people enter as boys and leave as men is high school

is a time when the girls start putting on lipstick, and the boys start wiping it off.

LIPSTICK High school is a time when the girls start putting on lipstick, and the boys start wiping it off.

is an educational institution full of schoolboys who are sure they know more than their parents.

A high school is an educational institution full of schoolboys who are sure they know more than their parents.

is an institution that offers impressionable adolescents a first-rate education in sociology, especially the dynamics of clique formation and pecking orders.

An institution that offers impressionable adolescents a first-rate education in sociology, esp. the dynamics of clique formation and pecking orders. Other subjects include Comparative Partying Techniques for Minors, Sex l 0 l, Celibacy for Math and Science Won ks , Theory and Practice of Drag Racing , Pregnancy 101, Sports for Would-Be Studs (the key: avoid golf), Empty Rhetoric for Student Council 84 Aspirants, Male Bonding Through Social Alcoholism, and Living with Zits.

is the only thing that ever kept me from going to college.

is closer to the core of the American experience than anything else.

High school is closer to the core of the American experience than anything else I can think of.

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