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What subject in school do cattle like the most?Cowculus

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Where do saplings go to learn?Elementree school

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Why do fish swim in schools?Because they can’t walk

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Why did the M&M go to school?Because he really wanted to be a Smartie

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What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?Spelling

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What school do surfers go to?Boarding school

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What is a runner's favourite subject in school?Jog-raphy

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Why did no one take the bus to school?It wouldn’t fit through the door

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How do bees get to school?By school buzz

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Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?Because she wanted to go to high school like her older sister

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Where did the piglets study their ABCs?At a school for higher loining

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How do omelets get into school?They have to pass an egg-zam

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Why are fish so smart?Because they live in a school

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