mathematics, n.Dad Jokes

What did the mermaid wear to math class?An algae-bra

Why did the soccer player do so well in math?he knew how to use his head

Why did the Italian where glasses during math class?He said it improves division

What kind of math do owls likeOwlgebra

How does a farmer count cows?with a cow-calculator

Why did the math book go to the psychologist?because it had so many problems

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?She couldn't find the 10 key.

What did the 0 say to the 8?Nice belt

Why was the mathematician hungry?He could binomial

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o’-lantern by its diameter?

What does a mathematician say when something goes wrong?Figures

Why do millennials always travel in groups of 3, 5, or 7?Because they can’t even

What is the hardest shape to get out of?The trap-azoid

How do you stay warm in an empty room?Go stand in the corner—it’s always 90 degrees

Why did the math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper?Because he was plotting something.

Have you heard the one about the student who was afraid of negative numbers?He'll stop at nothing to avoid them

Why is the atheist unlikely to very solve exponential equations?because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why couldn't the blonde write 11she couldn't figure out which of the 1s came first

Did you hear about the math teacher who's afraid of negative numbers?He will stop at nothing to avoid them