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is the same thing as having the munchies, only in your vagina.

is an all-consuming drive that turns you against your body and your self-esteem.

is like an itch. It feels good to relieve it, but it is better not to be tormented by it in the first place

is like being drunk and ejaculating is the sudden soberness of getting pulled over by a cop.

is loneliness that lives in your underpants

is loneliness you feel with your genitals

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