horniness, n.All

Horniness is like an itch. It feels good to relieve it, but it is better not to be tormented by it in the first place

What did the light bulb say to the switch?You turn me on.

Horniness is loneliness that lives in your underpants

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny?Where you put the cucumber

Horniness is peer pressure from unborn people

Horniness is like being drunk and ejaculating is the sudden soberness of getting pulled over by a cop.

Horniness is the same thing as having the munchies, only in your vagina.

Horniness is an all-consuming drive that turns you against your body and your self-esteem.

Women's tears contain pheromones that decrease sexual arousal and testosterone levels in nearby men.

Horniness is the backbone of society

Female ferrets can die if they don't have enough sex.

Horniness is loneliness you feel with your genitals