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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?You can unscrew a lightbulb
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What did the light bulb say to the switch?You turn me on.
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Why can’t a new parent change a light bulb?Because they don’t make diapers small enough
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