marijuana, n.Dad Jokes

What's the number one reason people give for requesting a medical marijuana prescription?They need it for their joints

Where do fish go to get high?The marijuana trench

What's the difference between legal and illegal marijuana?One comes from the farm, other from the pharm

What do french people call Marijuana?Oui'd

What do crabs smoke?Seaweed

What do you call reports about the endless virtues medical marijuana?Propaganja

What'd one marijuana plant say to the other marijuana plant?Let's be best buds.