fish, n.Dad Jokes

Why are fish easy to fool?Because they’re so gill-able

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?Drop it a line

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?You can’t tuna fish

Why were the fish’s grades bad?They were below sea level

What part of the fish weighs the most?The scales

What fish smells like feet?Filet of sole

How do you tune a fish?With its scales

Where does a fish go to borrow money?The loan shark

Where do fish go for an organ transplant?To see a sturgeon

Where do fish go to get high?The marijuana trench

What kind of fish can't swim?A dead one

Where do fish work?The offish

What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?“Good morning, ladies.”

What was the fish thrown in prison?He was found gill-ty

Why are fish never good tennis players?They don't like getting close to the net

Why do fish swim in schools?Because they can’t walk

Why are fish so smart?Because they live in a school

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?Swimming trunks

What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?You can tune a guitar but you cannot tuna fish

What do you call a fish with no eyes?A fsh