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Why did the cocaine dealer retire?He was tired of putting his business into other peoples' noses.
Why did the cocaine dealer retire?He was tired of putting his business into other peoples' noses.
What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jack Daniels?Jack Daniels comes alive when you add Coke
Why is Columbia not a superpower yet?They produce cocaine and coffee
Why did the Raven get arrested?Crowcaine
How much cocaine can a smuggler sneak into prison?a buttload.
Did you hear about the guy who smuggled cocaine up his butt?He was shitting bricks.
Why did the freestyle rapper quit using cocaine?Because he was constantly thinking about his next line
How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen snort?Enough to kill Two and a Half Men...