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is a golden guest of a tree that never engendered it which unfailingly displays its fresh greenery in the cold winter.

Frazer has equated it with the ‘golden bough’, of which Virgil wrote: ‘A wondrous tree shimmering with a golden light among the green foliage. Just as, throughout the cold winter, the mistletoe, guest of a tree that never engendered it, unfailingly displays its fresh greenery, flecking the sombre trunk with the yellow of its berries, just so do golden leaves show among the green foliage of the oak, and so would these golden leaves whisper to the gentle breeze’ (Aeneid, VI).

is a parasitic plant and thus symbolizes regeneration and the restoration of family-life.

It symbolizes regeneration and the restoration of family-life (49).

's probably not going to survive the me-too era.

This is not the year for mistletoe in the workplace.

is a parasitic plant associated with the oak and thus is symbolic of ferrtilityCeltic druids once used to gather it to use in their fertility rites (8).

, for the Druids, was used to signify a meeting place where no violence could take place

is a convenient botanical excuse for premeditated sexual assault.

mistletoe, n. A convenient botanical excuse for premeditated sexual assault.

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