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What’s gray, weighs more than 10,000 pounds, and comes down your chimney on Christmas Eve?A NOELephant
What’s gray, weighs more than 10,000 pounds, and comes down your chimney on Christmas Eve?A NOELephant
If stockings are filled with presents on Christmas Eve, what are they filled with the rest of the year?Feet
What did Adam say to Eve on the 24th December?It's Christmas Eve, Eve.
What should you do if your car stalls on Christmas Eve?You get a mistletow
What did Santa say when he fished his deliveries?“That wraps it up for another year.”