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What’s gray, weighs more than 10,000 pounds, and comes down your chimney on Christmas Eve?A NOELephant

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If stockings are filled with presents on Christmas Eve, what are they filled with the rest of the year?Feet

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What did Adam say to Eve on the 24th December?It's Christmas Eve, Eve.

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What should you do if your car stalls on Christmas Eve?You get a mistletow

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What did Santa say when he fished his deliveries?“That wraps it up for another year.”

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