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What does Santa have on his fireplace mantle?Saint Nick-nacks

What’s the difference between Santa Claus and widespread voter fraud?One is a childish fantasy about getting what you want. The other has flying reindeer.

Who protects Santa from toy thieves?The North Police

What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common?You have to be asleep before they can slide down the chimney

Why does Santa spend all summer gardening?So he can ho-ho-ho

What’s fast and red and goes, “Oh, oh, oh!”?Santa Claus flying backward

What’s black and white and red all over?Santa Claus riding a zebra

What nationality is Santa Claus?North Polish

How do you know that Santa is a man?No woman wears the same attire every year

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?Sant rolling off your roof

How come Chinese kids don't believe in Santa Claus?Because they're the ones that make the toys.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit

Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year?It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission

Why doesn't Santa visit naughty kids any more?Have you seen the price of coal?

What is Santa's cat's name?Santa Claws

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?Claustrophobia

Why will Santa Claus be allowed to go out and deliver presents without speading Covid-19?He spent the last year up in the North Pole in Ice-olation

What do Santa Claus and my dad have in common?I’ve never met either

What does Santa do when he gets soot on his clothes?He puts the clothes in his sootcase.