New Year's Eve

dad joke

is, because of the time differences, like people doing “the wave” on a global scale.

Because of time zone differences, New Year’s eve day is like people doing “the wave” on a global scale.

is a night when old acquaintance are forgot - along with hats, coats, and wives.

Anything goes on New Year's Eve. It's when old acquaintance are forgot-along with hats, coats, and wives.

is a custom that makes it so most people start and end their year drunk.

is a night on which we first ring out the old, then ring in the new, and finally we are ready to be wrung out ourselves.

On New Year's Eve we first ring out the old, then ring in the new, and finally are ready to be wrung out ourselves.

is when the old year ends with people mixing drinks, and the new year begins with drinks mixing people.

On New Year's Eve, the old year ends with people mixing drinks, and the new year begins with drinks mixing people.