cat, n.Dad Jokes

How do cats bake cake?From scratch

What cat purrs more than any other?A Purrsian

What do baby cats always wear?Diapurrs

What did the cat say before he went skydiving?It’s meow or never

How do felines carry their money?In cat nap sacks

Which animal has even more lives than a cat?The frog; it croaks every night

What do cats say on New Year’s Eve?“Happy Mew Year.”

Why did the cat wear a fancy dress?She was feline fine

Why are cats bad storytellers?Because they only have one tale

What do you call it when a cat stops?A paws

What did the cat say when it was confused?“I’m purr-plexed!”

What do you call a cat who has joined the Red Cross?A first-aid kit

What is Santa's cat's name?Santa Claws

What is a cat’s favorite TV show?The evening mews

What do you call a cat who eats lemons?A sourpuss

What is a cat's favorite color?Purrr-ple

Why do cats hate outer space?Because they don’t like vacuums

Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?Santa claws

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?Because of its bark

How do cats learn to clean themselves?They go to cat lick school