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orphan

is a living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude.

ORPHAN, n. A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude . . .

is a living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude

is what you’ll wish you had been when you see the outfit your mother has planned to wear to your wedding.

is one for whom every bag of chips is family sized.

If you're an orphan, every bag of chips is family sized.

is the best spouse: you never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.