orphan, n.All

An Orphan is a living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude

Why don’t orphans play baseball?They don’t know where home is

The Orphan is the destiny of us all.

An Orphan is the best spouse: you never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

An Orphan is what you’ll wish you had been when you see the outfit your mother has planned to wear to your wedding.

An Orphan is one for whom every bag of chips is family sized.

Orphan is a living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude.