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Paranoia is knowing all the facts. Woody Allen

's reverse form is to suspect people of plotting to make you happy.

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

is like discovering a lump in your breast - just knowing it's there won't make it go away.

Finding paranoia in your heart is like discovering a lump in your breast

is not a comforting diagnosis. Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you Woody Allen

is always right. One who thinks the world is always cheating him is right. He is missing that wonderful feeling of trust in someone or something.

Someone who thinks the world is always cheating him is right. He is missing that wonderful feeling of trust in someone or something. Eric Hoffer

is often manifest in its opposite; walking around with the insane delusion that people like them.

No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you. Woody Allen

is the closest modern analogue to the unrflective religious fantasies of the pagan world.

paranoia is the closest modern analogue to the unrefletive religious fantasies of the pagan world

is never having to think that you’re alone.

Being paranoid means never having to think that you’re alone.

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