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Friends are telling me I should stop smoking marijuana because I'm getting too paranoid.Well, I mean, they weren't telling me, but I Know they were thinking it.

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Paranoia is the closest modern analogue to the unrflective religious fantasies of the pagan world.

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Why was the frog so paranoid?It was always jumping to conclusions

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Paranoia is never having to think that you’re alone.

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Paranoia is often manifest in its opposite; walking around with the insane delusion that people like them.

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Paranoia's opposite is 'pronoia': a person's belief, without evidence, that the world around them is conspiring to do them good or otherwise help them.

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Paranoia is always right. One who thinks the world is always cheating him is right. He is missing that wonderful feeling of trust in someone or something.

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Paranoia is not a comforting diagnosis. Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

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I called the paranoia helpline, but hung up after fifty-nine secondsI'm positive they were trying to trace my call

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Paranoia is like discovering a lump in your breast - just knowing it's there won't make it go away.

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