frog, n.Dad Jokes

What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?A croaking device

Why didn’t the frog park on the side of the road?He was afraid of getting toad

Why are frogs so happy?They love to eat what bugs them

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom

What did the bus driver say to the frog?Hop on

Why was the frog so paranoid?It was always jumping to conclusions

Why did the frog go to the bank with a gunHe wanted to robbit

What was the frog’s job at the hotel?Bellhop

What do you call a frog stuck in mud?Unhoppy

What happens when a frog’s car dies?He needs a jump

Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?He had to go to the Hopthalmologist

Why are frogs so happy?They eat whatever bugs them

Which animal has even more lives than a cat?The frog; it croaks every night

What does a perverted frog say?“Rubbit!”

What style of shoes does a frog wear?Open toad

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?“Hop on".

Where do frogs deposit their money?In a river bank

What happened to the frog whose car broke down?He had to be toad