pasta, n.Dad Jokes

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?He pasta way

Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?He pastaway

What kind of pasta has lots of pimples?Zit-i

Why did the noodle get a driving ticket?It drove pasta stop sign

Why wouldn’t the woman eat at the pasta restaurantThe food cost a pretty penne

Why didn’t the fettuccine horror films?it was too alfredo