pasta, n.All

Americans eat 35,000 tons of pasta a year

Pasta has less calories, less insulin response, and is pre-biotic if you cool it for 24 hours and reheat it

Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?He pastaway

Pasta is concentrated carbohydrates of Halo-Chinese ancestry.

Pasta is available in a profusion of shapes, sizes and fashionable colors, all of which taste like macaroni.

I heard my wife was cheating on me with our Italian neighborI wouldn't put it pasta

Why did the noodle get a driving ticket?It drove pasta stop sign

Why didn’t the fettuccine horror films?it was too alfredo