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Why did the police officer cry over a ticket?It was a moving violation
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Why did the noodle get a driving ticket?It drove pasta stop sign
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticketIt made an illegal ewe turn
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Why did the chicken get a speeding ticket?He was heavy on the Eggs-celerator
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Why did the banana get a speeding ticket?He got caught peeling out of the parking lot
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Why did the police officer give summer a ticketIt was going by too fast
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