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is a stipend, part of which is withheld biweekly, the balance returnable on Tax Deadline day

is something you can’t bank on nowadays.

is the amount of money you are underpaid.

Salary is the amount of money you are underpaid.

is the money given to employees in return for work, the greater amount of the total of which is given to company chairmen and directors in return for keeping down said working employees.

Salary 1. The money given to employees in return for work. 2. The greater amount given to company chairmen and directors in return for keeping down 1 .

is a market value assigned to professionals as a function of their scarcity, their usefulness to employers and their ability to feign enthusiasm for their work.

A market value assigned to professionals as a function of their scarcity, their usefulness to employers and their ability to feign enthusiasm for their work.

is the bribe they give you to forget your dreams.

Your salary is the bribe they give you to forget your dreams.

is just a fancy was of saying "no paid overtime".

is the bribe you accept in exchange for forgetting your dreams.

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