The average salary across the world (in terms of Purchasing Power Parity dollars) is $1,480 a month, or under $18,000 a year.


Why was the cello so upset?It was only making a bass salary
I don't know why the boss calls it a week's wages when it only lasts for a day

Salary is the money given to employees in return for work, the greater amount of the total of which is given to company chairmen and directors in return for keeping down said working employees.
Salary is a market value assigned to professionals as a function of their scarcity, their usefulness to employers and their ability to feign enthusiasm for their work.
Why did the boss bring his angry employee a salad?Because he had been demanding a celery increase for weeks
Salt is the root of "soldier" and "salary", both of which can be traced to Latin words related to giving or receiving salt.
A Salary is a stipend, part of which is withheld biweekly, the balance returnable on Tax Deadline day