statistician

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is one who can draw a mathematically precise line from an unwarranted assumption to a foregone conclusion.

someone who can draw a mathematically precise line from an unwarranted assumption to a foregone conclusion.

is a person who believes that if you put your head in a furnace and your feet in a bucket of iced water, on the average you should feel reasonably comfortable

is somebody that thinks that the average person has one breast and one testicle. Aidan Moran

is one for whom fractions speak louder than words.

To a statistician, fractions speak louder than words.

is a man who can use figures to support himself in a calculated manner.

is one who can go directly from an unwarranted assumption to a preconceived conclusion.

is someone who is good at figures but who doesn't have the personality to be an accountant.

is someone who is good with numbers, but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

A statistician is someone who is good with numbers, but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

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