statistician, n.All

Why did the statistician drown crossing a river?He thought he could walk across since he'd calculated that it was three feet deep, on average

A Statistician is somebody that thinks that the average person has one breast and one testicle. Aidan Moran

A Statistician is one who can go directly from an unwarranted assumption to a preconceived conclusion.

A Statistician is one for whom fractions speak louder than words.

A Statistician is someone who is good with numbers, but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

A Statistician is one who can draw a mathematically precise line from an unwarranted assumption to a foregone conclusion.

A Statistician is a person who believes that if you put your head in a furnace and your feet in a bucket of iced water, on the average you should feel reasonably comfortable

A Statistician is someone who is good at figures but who doesn't have the personality to be an accountant.

A Statistician is a man who can use figures to support himself in a calculated manner.