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is the liberal nightmare. It is the suffering masses with faces falling off appearing at one's door, and one would love to love them, love to be humane, but hey are eating the cat.

Zombies are the liberal nightmare. Here you have the masses, whom you would love to love, appearing at your front door with their faces falling off... and you're trying to be as humane as you possibly can, but they are, after all, eating the cat. And the fear of mass activity, of mindlessness on a national scale, underlies my fear of zombies. Clive Barker

is a friend who hasn't eaten your face off yet.

is just a life-support system for the Z-virus.

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