ghost, n.Dad Jokes

What did Post Malone dress up as for Halloween?Ghost Malone

What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?Boonana

How does a ghost open the door of a haunted house?She uses a spoo-key

What prize did the ghost win at the fair?A boo ribbon for booberry pie

Why did the police officer set the ghost freeHe couldn’t pin anything on him

What do ghosts like to eat for dinner?Ham-boo-gers and french fright potatoes.

Where do ghouls stay on vacation?At the gobl-inn

What kind of street does a ghost like best?A dead end

Where does a ghost go on vacation?Mali-boo

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?Day scare centers

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?A boo-tie

Why are ghosts such bad liars?You can see right through them

What do ghosts like to drink?Le-moan-ade

Why did the Egyptian ghost cry?She wanted her mummy

What does a nearsighted ghost wear so he can see?Spooktacles.

What does a beach ghost say?“Buoy!”

What do you call a turkey that’s come back to haunt you?A poultrygeist

What did the invitation to the ghost party say?“Bring Your Own Boos”.

How can you tell when a ghost is sad?It goes boo-hoo

What does a panda ghost eat?Bam-BOO