yoga, n.Dad Jokes

What yoga pose do zombies excel at?Decom-pose.

What’s a pirate’s favorite yoga pose?The plank

What do deaf-mute people like about yoga pants?They make lip-reading easier.

What do an ambulance and a yoga class have in common?They both contain stretchers

Did you hear zombies can do yoga really well?Of corpse they can knot

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?dinosore

What do you call a communist doing yoga?Stretch Marx