american football, n.Definitions

American football is a violent game for violent men.

American football is like war. It's about taking territory.

American football is a game of errors. The team that makes the fewest errors in a game usually wins.

American football is rugby after a visit from a health and safety inspector.

American football is a twentieth-century technological struggle while baseball is a nineteenth-century pastoral game.

American football is a wonderful way for people to get rid of their aggressions without going to jail for it.

American football is entertainment in which the audience is expected to delight in gladiatorial action that a growing portion of the audience knows may cause the players degenerative brain disease.

American football is controlled violence, but it is violence, which people have loved to watch since the gladitorial contests in ancient rome.