american football, n.All

American football is controlled violence, but it is violence, which people have loved to watch since the gladitorial contests in ancient rome.

American football is a twentieth-century technological struggle while baseball is a nineteenth-century pastoral game.

American football is rugby after a visit from a health and safety inspector.

American football is a game of errors. The team that makes the fewest errors in a game usually wins.

American football is a violent game for violent men.

American football is entertainment in which the audience is expected to delight in gladiatorial action that a growing portion of the audience knows may cause the players degenerative brain disease.

American football is a wonderful way for people to get rid of their aggressions without going to jail for it.

American football is like war. It's about taking territory.