Calvin Coolidge, n.All

Calvin Coolidge is a man who looks as if he had been weaned on a pickle.

Calvin Coolidge pardoned a raccoon for Thanksgiving 1926 and kept her as a pet at the White House.

Calvin Coolidge is simply an answer to America's desires. He always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for president, so he went along with them.

Calvin Coolidge is so silent that he is always worth listening to.

Calvin Coolidge is a man who, when he died, they probably could barely tell.

Calvin Coolidge is distinguishable from the furniture only when he moved.

Calvin Coolidge is a man whose perpetual expression is that of someone smelling something burning on a stove.

Calvin Coolidge is a man whose notable talent is that he sleeps more than any other President, whether by day or by night. Nero fiddled, but Coolidge only snored.

Calvin Coolidge had a pet raccoon named Rebecca whom he saved from being eaten for the 1926 White House Thanksgiving dinner.

Calvin Coolidge used to enjoy buzzing for his bodyguards and then hiding under his desk as they frantically searched for him.

Calvin Coolidge is a man who didn't say much, and when he did, he didn't say much.

Calvin Coolidge enjoyed calling for his bodyguards and hiding while they frantically looked for him.