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Sunday is a day when even vacant houses are lonely because they are more seriously vacant.
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Sunday is the day when the gas stations get the money that the collection plates at church formerly did.
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Sunday is the period during the week when all the automobiles in the United States are laid end to end
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Sunday is a day given over by Americans to wishing they were dead and in heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in hell.
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Sunday is the day of the week when you either get scolded by a preacher or bawled out by a traffic cop.