accountant, n.Definitions

Accountant's duty it is to prove that figures can lie.

An Accountant is a dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas.

Accountant is someone who can put two and two together to make a living.

Accountant is a party hired by a successful person to explain to the government how he did it.

An Accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

An Accountant is a man hired to explain that you didn't make the money you did.

An Accountant is a dutiful book-balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. See also ZOMBIE.

An Accountant is a man who is always dealing in numbers, but who doesn't count much when his wife is around.