accountant, n.All

An Accountant is a man hired to explain that you didn't make the money you did.

An Accountant is a man who is always dealing in numbers, but who doesn't count much when his wife is around.

An Accountant is a dutiful book-balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. See also ZOMBIE.

Accountant's duty it is to prove that figures can lie.

An Accountant is a dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas.

Accountant is a party hired by a successful person to explain to the government how he did it.

An Accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

Accountant is someone who can put two and two together to make a living.