air conditioning, n.Definitions

Air conditioning is an efficient and widely used method for spreading disease.

Air conditioning is domesticated wind.

Air conditioning is a magic box that sprays a bit of winter at you.

Air conditioning is most useful during months that have no R in them.

Air conditioning is a device that ensures that you don't have to wait for winter to catch a cold. You can have it all summer.

Air conditioning is an invention for sucking the warmth out of the sensuous summer air, so that we might shiver in July and work through the season without dreaming of hammocks or lemonade.