air conditioning, n.All

Air conditioning is domesticated wind.

Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime?They have hare conditioning

Ancient Romans used an early form of air conditioning: they ran cool water from aqueducts through the walls of their houses.

Air Conditioning arose out of attempts to dehumidify. Cooling was a fortunate side effect.

How do you stay warm in an empty room?Go stand in the corner—it’s always 90 degrees

Air conditioning is an invention for sucking the warmth out of the sensuous summer air, so that we might shiver in July and work through the season without dreaming of hammocks or lemonade.

Air conditioning is an efficient and widely used method for spreading disease.

Air conditioning is most useful during months that have no R in them.

If you want a happy marriage, find someone who likes the same thermostat setting you do.

Air conditioning is a magic box that sprays a bit of winter at you.

Air conditioning is a device that ensures that you don't have to wait for winter to catch a cold. You can have it all summer.

How do bears keep their den cool in summer?They use bear conditioning

Ancient Egyptian pharaohs made slaves fan their wine all night to cool it down.