airplane, n.Definitions

Airplane is an unfortunate invention that did away with distant relatives.

The Airplane is a modern vehicle invented to make the world smaller.

The Airplane is responsible for the fact that there's no such thing anymore as a distant relative.

An Airplane is the only place where you cannot walk out on a dull movie.

The Airplane is a mode of transportation in which there are only two emotions: boredom and terror.

Airplane is so swift that it enables one to have dinner in New York and heartburn in Los Angeles.

The Airplane is to thank for the fact that we can have breakfast in Los Angeles, lunch in New York, dinner in London, and baggage in Rome.

The Airplane's said to have abolished frontiers, but it is only since the airplane became a serious weapon that frontiers have become definitely impassable.