allergy, n.Definitions

An Allergy is distinguished form an itch in this: about fifty dollars.

Allergy is an ailment of all but the truly poor.

An Allergy is your immune system’s irrational fears.

An Allergy is just our bodies rejecting the sexual advances of plants.

An Allergy is like a conspiracy theory where your body believes the air is trying to poison it

An Allergy is just our bodies rejecting the sexual advances of a different lifeform.

An Allergy is basically a superpower that allows people to detect when plants in the vicinity are screwing.