ambassador, n.Definitions

An Ambassador is a spy with a title.

The Ambassador is appointed to turn our affairs of state into a state of affairs.

An Ambassador is an honest man sent to lie abroad for the good of his country.

An Ambassador is an officer sent into a foreign country as the visible embodiment of his sovereign's hostility.

An Ambassador is an honest man sent to lie abroad for the commonwealth.

An Ambassador is an honest man sent abroad to lie for his country!.

An Ambassador is an agent of a higher power with a lower responsibility.

An Ambassador is a wealthy person exiled to an alien land for the purpose of throwing parties, presumably with the hope of extracting government secrets from tipsy natives.