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is a celebration of a man working for another year under the same boss.

A silver wedding is the day on which a married man celebrates twenty-five years of work under the same boss.

is to most men like the toile bowl - they invariably miss it.

ANNIVERSARIES to most men are like toilet seats.

is a lot like a toilet: men always miss them.

is the day on which a husband behaves as he always should.

ANNIVERSARY An anniversary is the day on which a husband behaves as he always should.

is the yesterday you forgot to buy your wife a gift.

An anniversary is the yesterday you forgot to buy your wife a gift.

is like martinis - after a few you don't bother to count them.

is an occassion on which, if you go back to the hotel where you had our honeymoon 25 years before, you might find that it is rundown, too.

On our anniversary, my wife and I went back to the hotel where we had had our honeymoon 25 years before. It was rundown, too.